Lets take two girls!

My Love for The Simple Life will never go away.

Season 1 & 2 obviously.

They got progressively worse as Nicole got skinnier.

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Saaaw-Naaa-Saaaaw

Paris Hilton in V Magazine's Transformation Issue.

I used to like Paris, I always thought that her ditzy blonde act was just that, an act. But after seeing two episodes of The World According To Paris, I fear she may be just another silly socialite. Oh well, at least she takes a good picture.

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Hair Trends & Mug Shots...

2010

The Plait

"Oh shit I just got arrested for cocaine possession! gimme a second officer, I need a nice side plait in my hair. Okay, Smize and pout! Im ready, take mah picture bitches"

Paris Hilton's 3rd Mug Shot in 4 years... Seriously, this isn't going to do anything but make me like her more...

2007

The One Side

2008

 The Wavey Locks

Can you believe the Simple Life was on 7 years ago! I remember ordering the DVD of CDwow.com (remember that site? Cheap CDs sent from Thailand!) and pretending to be sick so I could stay home and watch it, it really was the best of times. 

And look at Nicole, she kinda reminds of The City's Roxy Olin in this clip, who would have thought in 7 years she'd be married with 2 kids.

 As for Paris, well she's still being arrested. Bless her heart.

Sing it with me nah - SAH NAH SAHHH, SAH NAH SAH, SAH SAH SAH!

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