Tuesday, August 31, 2010

We missed a few...

We left a few ladies out in the last Emmys post, so now, lets judge these ladies on their talent.

Just Kidding. All I care about is big hair and sequins!

Lets begin.

Toni Collette in Valentino Resort.
Muriel, you got mold growing up your dress... IT"S MARIAL! Either way bitch you look crazy. I kid. I actually kinda like it...

Amber Riley in Melissa Masse.
If you have knockers that big you might as well use em to your advantage.

Paula Abdul in Dolce & Gabbana.
Paula, eat something hun! Your a rake, a crazy rake. Cute dress though.

Lauren Graham in Yigal Azrouël Resort.
Loving this dress, but I really don't think she can pull it off, now put Rory Gilmore in this dress and you're singing...

Naya Rivera in Simin.
I dont know who the fuck Simin is but im guessing hes a big hit with the trannies. Seriously Santana, are you in there? You'd look better in your cheerleading outfit...

Jennifer Carpenter in Oday Shakar.
Perfect! The hair is fierce, totally needed with this type of dress. Love the look.

Glenn Close in something Helen Mirren wouldn't wear.
Love ya Gleen, but no. Just no.

Juliana Margulies in L'Wren Scott.
Can't fault this at all. Work bitch...

Connie Britton in Burberry.
Ive no idea who she is, but according to wikipedia she was on an episode of Spin City, so I'll go with that. Anyways whoever she is, she looking fucking great in this gorgeous Burberry gown, the colour is stunning.

Rita Wilson in Prada.
I can't believe Miuccia let her in this dress. She should be strung up outside Arnotts around Christmas time..

Julia Louis Dreyfus in Narciso Rodriguez.
This bitch is forty fucking nine. 49! She is killing it! Loving the sheer reveal, its not overpowering and looks sexy. And them emerald earrings are opulence personified.

Jayma Mays in Burberry Prorsum
Could she look any cuter! Love this girl, and another fabulous Navy gown from Burberry. Navy really is THE colour this season.

Emily Deschanel in Max Azria Atelier
Shes no Zooey, but she looking great, and im loving the bangs!


All images once again via the fabulous Tom and Lorenzo

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